December 2010
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February 2010
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fuck old people
i’ll tell you why i’m not a bully, i’m just seeking well-deserved vengeance… - automatic health insurance, age 65+ - they drive fuckin too slow, swervin between lanes n shit, always fucked up on meds n shit - retirement benefits - most convenient parking in the parking lot - they complain about everything! - they always fucking smell like an old shoe..wit like fish in it -...
Urban Dictionary: procrasterbate →
my sista just showed me dis. i could see the future now and it looks like this..(fade wit harp-plucking)… a mom: “C’mon billy, stop procrasterbating your homework..don’t you want dinner?” URBANDICTIONARY ~ the unfortunate dialect of the future
““A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made...”
caffeine vs. face paint
yo you know dat one commercial wit da guy who wakes up kind of miserable and doesn’t wana talk to no one until he’s had his coffee n then he drinks his coffee n feels like he can take on the day all of a sudden n he’s all uppety nshit? yea well i realized today that i’m totally like dat wit make-up…if i wake up in da mo, i don’t wana talk to no one til i got my...
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