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caffeine vs. face paint

yo you know dat one commercial wit da guy who wakes up kind of miserable and doesn’t wana talk to no one until he’s had his coffee n then he drinks his coffee n feels like he can take on the day all of a sudden n he’s all uppety nshit? yea well i realized today that i’m totally like dat wit make-up…if i wake up in da mo, i don’t wana talk to no one til i got my make-up on haha god das fuckin pathetic! at least coffee is a somewhat respectable reason be a bitch or feel miserable in da mo. actually, what am i talking about? bofe o doze is goddamned ridiculous