i’ll tell you why i’m not a bully, i’m just seeking well-deserved vengeance…
- automatic health insurance, age 65+
- they drive fuckin too slow, swervin between lanes n shit, always fucked up on meds n shit
- retirement benefits
- most convenient parking in the parking lot
- they complain about everything!
- they always fucking smell like an old shoe..wit like fish in it
- always talkin bout “in their day” nshit..no one wants to hear about how cheap shit was 60 years ago. it aint like dat no more.

it’s not my fault that you grew up in the fifties. just suck it up and be old. you never see an old person in jail either. elderly people should get their licenses taken away (or at least re-evaluated) and shipped off to an island where they can have bumper cars. and put fuckin air freshener all in their houses.


—a summarized chris lesniewski rant. copyright symbol.